Hiit Gifts

The Seven Second Workout

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Snowprov

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'