Highway Haulers Mugs

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Summer Road Work

Roadie

Heart of America or Bypass

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Traffic Court

Transporting Live Cargo

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'