Highway Maintenance Staff Mugs

Men at Work

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Men working (part time).

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

A cheese grader

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Council worker sweeping under car.

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"