Highway Department Worker Mugs

'Hey! It's our tax dollars too!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"Shoulder work ahead"

Witch's Tow

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Way to go

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.