Highway Haulers T-Shirts

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Route 666.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Speed Limit 235

Roadie

Summer Road Work

Heart of America or Bypass

Traffic Court

Transporting Live Cargo

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'