Higher Learning Innovator Pillows

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

Edison: The Early Years,

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'That was quick!'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Looking inside the internal maze,

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I wish school was more like TV."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'