High School Sports Mugs

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Tax What?!

Coach Prime Cleans House

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

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