High School Athlete Mugs

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Exam

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Exercising

PROBLEM AREAS

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Lost Season

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Future Wrestler

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."