High-pressure Work Gifts

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Danger Slow Sand.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Gotta go."

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."