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"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Time for Tea

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

GP pay award wheel.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

Stilettos Sharpened

'I got the raise!'

"Anne, you get a promotion. Jim, you get a raise. And Bob, to be politically correct, you get a participation trophy."