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"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

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'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

Time for Tea

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

GP pay award wheel.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Stilettos Sharpened

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'I got the raise!'