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'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

"I have the six figures, the stock options, and the limo, but where are the letters from grateful schoolchildren?"

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'He's a real high flyer!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'If you're not making six figures in five years, I wouldn't be at all surprised.'

Your son knows three computer languages, but he's flunking English.