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'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

"I have the six figures, the stock options, and the limo, but where are the letters from grateful schoolchildren?"

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I need to clone myself."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'He's a real high flyer!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."