High-jumping Home Stylist Gifts

Trampoline Roller Paint

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Sistine Chapel - Extreme Makeover: 'Blue's good but lets loss all the clouds and the drama.'

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'