High-end Taste Champion Gifts

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

You are simply the Greatest

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

It bag and no knickers!

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Man eating a bad oyster

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

A Magic carpet Limo.

'We'll have to cut back on the caviar, Oscar!'

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

'Yes, everything on the menu does start off at $300. How else are we supposed to pay celebrities to be in our commercials?'

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

Cat having caviar on biscuits

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Oh but this is a theme restaurant. Our theme is keeping people like you out.

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

Yum Yum Crackers.

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

Mary and the fat boy

"The maître d' here is a master at economic profiling.",

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'