High Cuisine Pillows

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

6 Brothers Falafel

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Queen of Quinoa

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The Perfect Foil

"The bagels are better in New York."

"How's the salmon?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'You made me jump.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"