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The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Bottle Distillery

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Sting. Madonna.

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

'Looks almost humanoid.'