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Talk like an Egyptian

A watch face with Stonehenge

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

And risk a splinter in my hand? No, sir, I'll take my chances with your so-called lion.

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Communication: Then and Now

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'