Hieroglyphic Fan Pillows

Talk like an Egyptian

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Communication: Then and Now

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'