Hibernation Expert T-Shirts

"It was a long winter."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Coffee

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."