Hibernation Expert T-Shirts

"It was a long winter."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Skier.

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."