Hibernation T-Shirts

Charlie then realized that he may have over-prepared for his winter hibernation..."

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

'Well, whoever named us wildlife sure didn't live with you, Bernie!'

'I tell you what: Nothing beats the first coffee of Spring...'

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"I nap pretty much all the time now, so I may as well hibernate with Bob instead of migrating this winter. . ."

"Yeah, yeah, laugh! You see, my cave is dark, warm and damp, so every Spring, when I wake up, I'm covered in fungi..."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

Tortoise with Do Not Disturb sign

"Wake up. It's springtime."

The Hibernation Channel

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

'You have to do something about your snoring: I don't want to go through a winter like that again...'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."