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"It's only until spring."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Gesundheit."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

Let the profit-making begin!

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"He's got a photographic memory."

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

Still working from Hell

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

"It was a long winter."

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'