Hibernation Coach T-Shirts

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"It's only until spring."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

The Hibernation Channel

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."