Hex Enthusiast Gifts

"She works best in hex mode."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Energy trap.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Garden genomes.

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Now you're talking my language.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."