Byte Enthusiast Gifts

'This won't hurt a byte...'

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"National security adviser"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Binary Man

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Essex computer.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now