Herping Gifts

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Rap music

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Pet Pony

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'