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A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

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Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Corona Funeral

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

COVID 19