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'Where's the first-aid kit?'

New Marvel Heroes

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Sisyphus pushing a corona virus up a hill

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"It's a big comfort knowing how highly the government praise us on TV isn't it!!"

Divine intervention in the Covid-19 pandemic.

A doctor rolls out a carpet for a king with a Coronavirus sceptre

Take my cape... You're the hero."

I'm usually the fourth Nurse Musketeer, but I slipped on a stain.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Vaccines vs Covid

Heroes

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"The doctor can see you as soon as you've urinated in this sample glass! Please hurry! The doctor is a busy man!"

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Florence Nightingale.

'He's got great bedside manner.'

Covid Hate

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Corona Funeral

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"