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'I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering you or not.'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'A heart transplant isn't worth much if he doesn't look good - let's give him a hair transplant, too.'

Solicitors directory in doctors surgery "In case of emergency break glass."

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Family Dentistry

'It was your medication's side effects that caused those special effects.'

"I'm sorry, that was a 'cheap shot'. It's the only kind your HMO covers."

Parking Area.

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"Please include the number of a close relative in case there's an emergency...with your insurance."

Coronavirus: "Not so fast!"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Fighting Covid

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."