Heroic Hacks Gifts

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Golfing Bishop.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Wallpapering with Nails

The Authentic Christmas.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"How are we on bread?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Golfing with God.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Secrets of Adulthood.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

"Okay, Mr. Tech Nerd, let's see you hack into the IRS and get me a bigger refund!"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Life bingo

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

The Simple Life: Input - Output

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."