Heroic Hacks Prints

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Golfing Bishop.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"How are we on bread?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Golfing with God.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

I heard a rumor that he's going to deliver presents using drones this year! I hope not! Drone technology is far less reliable than Rudolph and the other reindeer! And besides, Christmas eve won't be the same if the sound of sleigh bells is replaced by the buzzing of a drone! My big brother said if I don't make his bed for him every day, he'll hack into Santa's database and put me on the "naughty" list. I've never trusted his computer system. And e-mail. I ask for presents with a hard-copy

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Secrets of Adulthood.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

"Okay, Mr. Tech Nerd, let's see you hack into the IRS and get me a bigger refund!"

Life bingo

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."