Innovative Hacks Prints

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Computer Crimes

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."