Hackathon Hero Gifts

"Okay, Mr. Tech Nerd, let's see you hack into the IRS and get me a bigger refund!"

Downloaders.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Somebody hacked the company's database and now somebody has our personal data. It's a good thing I lied about everything."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"