Hackathon Gifts

Open Source.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Computer Crimes

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Great news! We're not outsourcing your job, just your pay.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"