Hermit Crab Fan Pillows

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Desert Island Meals.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Barbie Oscars

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

Squid and Octopus

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"