Hermit Crabs Pillows

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Cellphone Islands

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'