Hermit In Training Pillows

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'