Hermit In Training Mugs

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'