Hermit Crab Fan Prints

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Desert Island Meals.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Crab with a clown face.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Neptune

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Crabbing

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Squid and Octopus