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Leaky roof

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Hither and Yon sign

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Easter Island Shades...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Gone Fishing

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'