Heritage Wanderer Pillows

Leaky roof

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Hither and Yon sign

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Where the wild things were."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Gone Fishing

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I read 'Art News.'"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"My kid could do that."