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Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Ireland on St. Patrick's Day. . . If all who claimed to be Irish were.

'Doc, I can't feel my toes!'

"For the last days of Hispanic Heritage Month, Gracie Bermudez will be wearing a traditional Latino outfit!"

Easter Island.

National Trust: Saint Perran brought Christiantiy to this spot: 81AD. It did not catch on.

Africa

"My ancestry results said my DNA was 4% Wales."

"Is that grandad, Mum?"

"Excuse me, could you tell me where the little girls' room is?"

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

Gone Fishing

'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

"Oy! According to this site, I'm 80% Jewish."

'Originally Kartoffelkopf, but my grandfather changed it when he immigrated,'

Celebrate Hmong New Year.

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

Genealogy Service. Let's just say that the loss of your family tree wouldn't cause the Sierra Club to lose any sleep.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"