Heredity Hero Pillows

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Don't have a hot flush....

"It's different when they're your own."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Planner at work.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Thomas Hunt Morgan

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A man working on a model airplane

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

How Scientists Work

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Be patient, son. I started with Pluto and worked my way up, too.

Protecting Historic Landmarks

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'