Habitual Hero Pillows

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

The Hobby Store

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fathers are Heroes

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

Davy Crocat

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

A man working on a model airplane

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Heroes

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

Little Known Superheroes:'Open-jar man', 'Get keys out of a locked car guy', 'Captain reach it for you' and 'Smell this to see if its going bad guy'.

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps