Heredity Hero Mugs

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"It's different when they're your own."

Planner at work.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

A man working on a model airplane

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

How Scientists Work

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'

Protecting Historic Landmarks

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'