Hibernate Hero Mugs

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Hobby Store

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Jerry Lordan

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

"Made with pride in our basement."

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"