Heritage Hero Mugs

Planner at work.

'Yeah, they're a bit big, but it's a family trait I'm proud of: My grandfather was 'Dumbo'!'

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Scottish Lady

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Hobby Store

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Forget what?'

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Jerry Lordan

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."