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"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

Too much cilantro

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'

'You are charged, under the Horticultural Discrimination Act, of habitually siting curry plants in a less favourable location than that afforded to your native English herbs.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I thought you said it was an armed siege Hoskins!!"

Gardeners

Accepting change can be challenging

Medicinal plants

'Mom's Spa'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Modern Witch Shoppe

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.