Herbal Treatments T-Shirts

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Medicinal plants

'Mom's Spa'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Alternative Medicine.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."