Herbivore Humorists Prints

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Medicinal plants

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Modern Witch Shoppe

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

The vegan hunter

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Spinach Dating.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"Y a qué de la salade?"