Herbivore Humorists Pillows

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Medicinal plants

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Modern Witch Shoppe

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The vegan hunter

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.