Herbivore Humor Prints

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Eye Bank.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."